My ears perked as I heard the ringing of a bell. Lunch time. I went into the kitchen, and there was my goof of an owner. My owner was a ballon that I was itching to pop. I was surprised that she didn’t get stuck in the door.
“Fluffy. It’s lunch time. And I got your favorite flavor of wet food. Tuna!” she said happily. Then she plopped the moist lump into my bowl. Ew. This stuff is disgusting. When will she realize that? I thought. But instead, my owner just stood there, with a stupid smile on her face. Oh, just wait. One of these days I’ll scratch that smile right of your face, I thought.
Reluctantly I walked to the bowl, and ate the horrid food. Once I was done, this idiot lady picked me up, and wadled towards her room. Oh god. Here it comes, I thought.
“Fluffy, I found you the cutest bow today,” she said. She put me on her bed, and grabbed a huge green bow with red poka dots on it. She grabbed me before I could get away. Then she put that ugly bow on my head.
And this wasn’t even one of my worst days.