Oh me gawd she up finally only took me two hours or half dunno seem like long timez of pawing grl noze and biting girl feetz but she up can be foodz timez now plz wait where you go no no wrong way grl foodz bowl in kitchan flor no batroom littr in batroom oh ok go do what you hafta me go too we go togther littr need cleanzing by the way why you look me like that yours smellz you know ok loud water noize me no like that ew stop looking in shiny wallz it not anothr human grl it you me know about shiny wall and stuff ok ok foodz timez now plz c’mon c’mon kitchan nooo what now wait what me not do that me never leave harball on carpet it waz othr cat the stupid one cleanzing later c’mon plz foodz now HUNGRY argh no wait me first feed me first me older me cuter me smarter what you mean shut up me no undrstndz that come bak plz why othr cat fed before me not fair that grl no like me no more why me no mean to bite her footz hard just happenz like that sometimez oh oh she bak foodz timez now plz YES me luv you so much