You really pushed it with how far you got away with using ‘he’ and ‘she’ – by the time you said ‘elf’ I was already quite annoyed – I get that you were trying to a majority dialogue piece, but I still think a line or two of description at the beginning would be helpful…
Still, raises lots of questions, and props on working in the required line naturally, rather than focusing an entire story around it – deft work!
Enjoyable, but could do with a readability edit for me – MH :)