Why do you always pet the square clicky thing? Daddy pets a square too.

Stop.

Pet me. I’m being the square.

No. No moving your hands unless you pet me.

Why do you always call me Jesús? I don’t get it, but who else could you be talking to. Pet me! Ugh…my head’s so heavy. Can I set it here? I need to lean here too. It’s so heavy on my little feet!

Can I be in your lap? I’m not too big am I? No, course not. I’m a little puppy lap dog!

Oo! Daddy’s home. Walk?