This was a cool little story. I love how they’re just nonchalantly talking about destroying the earth at a coffee shop. I also dig how you left the vowels out of G-d’s name, per Hebrew tradition. Very nice authenticity there. I’m not sure half the people of the world adore Lucifer, though.

Well, of course they don’t. :) But I like to imagine that God would joke that anyone who doesn’t worship him instead worships Satan. But despite this, he loves the whole Earth, and everyone in it. That’s why he’s the kind old grandfather stereotype in this story. :)

Beautiful.