The window cracking open is foreshadowing no? I have a feeling that things are going to get a lot less boring in his life…

I totally inspired this…

Yes, you did, Gabe. XD

The window cracked, as in the glass began to shatter or as in someone opened it a crack? Definitely felt his boredom. I think the ‘how boring this is’ got redundant between the beginning paragraph and the last one.