Oh, you too, H.S.Wift. Sorry I left you out!

you should have posted it to the spanish challenge!

I’m hurt, Gurth. And, yeah, there’s a multi-cultural challenge for this stuff

Wow… there are a few of you who are trying it! I love this!
Let’s see…
" Que no sabe poner la pierna En cuerpo de mujer, "….. I don’t get it! what do you mean? it could only sound perver..
“Tal vez su estupidez Se transfiera a los peces, Y los cogeremos más facilmente. " This made me giggle. The sentece is ok :)
The rest is ok! Well done! As Gradual said, post it to the spanish challenge!
Too short, try something longer! (joking, just wanted to read, this is great) Really nice Gurth!

maxiie, pierna is a euphemism for something less mentionable.
And I’ve now given you something longer – as ordered – a 2-part story in the Challenge section.

Yup. I leave it to the fishes.

Ok first of, lets take out the caps. That makes it really hard to read. A random capital letter makes me think of a new idea. Second agreed with maxiie. pierna.

‘He didn’t know how to put the leg in body of woman’

Firstly, I feel that image is not what you wanted. Maybe something more along the lines of ‘He didn’t know to make love with a woman, or satisfy a woman’ but even if you take out leg and put in pene it reads strange. If you feel like going down that road, I think it would be best;

“que no sabe cómo poner su pene en el cuerpo de una mujer”

Next:

“y que habla con la voz señalando una falta de sentido” But I’m not sure that’s what you want to say. What are you going for with this sentence?

This is a poem, and the caps denote the start of new lines. If I edit it, it gives me the original draft with separate lines, so there is nothing I can do to get it as I want it.

-I had this same formatting problem with A Scandal at the Cafe Verdi which see.

“su pene”?? No way, G Up.
We don’t use personal words like mi, tu, su in front of body parts like cabeza, pierna, muela, boca etc., if we can possibly help it. We use the definite article, e.g. “la pierna”. We don’t say things like “Cierra tu boca”, Me duelen mis muelas, dame tu mano, le duele su cabeza, etc. It’s “la boca, las muelas, la mano, la cabeza,” if we are referring to the body parts of the subject of the verb. I might say “toco tu pierna” if its your leg and not mine, but if I say “toco la pierna” it’s understood that it’s mine.