Good luck with that.

Interesting past. Loved it.

Funny it of thinking. Love that it’s a kind of goofy, eccentric plan to undo his general weirdness. It’s harder to do than you think, but not impossible and not necessarily involving lots of money either.

Just don’t let yourself become some arrogant rich jerk…
What THX 0477 says is true, it doesn’t take a lot of money to transform yourself. For example, bad breath? Try a tic-tac! :) I found this funny though. Good job!