My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.b
Quite suddenly and without warning, I was accosted from the right, a large wet nose sniffing its way toward my vittles via my ear. Taken aback, I turned to find a dog walking his pet couple eyeballing the remains of a delicious fruit pastry in my hand. His couple looked apologetically at me and after a short stare-down, they lot were on their way. Satisfied that I had escaped the encounter with the upper hand, I continued my feast. Alas, it was not to be a quiet wait for the doors to unlock, for a sizable ninja appeared before me as I was ridding the crumbs from my person. With a few quick insults and several flashy jabs at the air, it challenged me to a duel.