Bizarre and amusing in its seriousness. I know the situation really is dire, but it works well as a bit of commentary on how seriously a lot of nerds take themselves.
Hold on, my wifi detector is picking up a hidden network. Man, this packet flow is heavy! OH SHI- They’re trying to crack the WEP key with injection! If I don’t get their AP running WPA2 in time, then this VPN won’t be so private anymore!
I really like this piece. In fact, I wish this was how Geek Squad operated.
H.S. Wift
2Nice
thebetweenspace
The Third Robot
Nathaniel Payne
Mostly Harmless
THX 0477
rawrchiteuthis
Concerned Reader