I never dreamed that that knife would ever be used to end someone’s life. I only bought it to chop meat with – never actually touched the meat but that’s something different.
So when my wife stuck it through a note and into our neighbour’s wall, I was as shocked as the rest of the street… only I was shocked about the knife, and everyone else was shocked that my wife had been cheating with Mrs. Barkovich from Number 29.