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The Night Old Dixie Died

Scene 1: Batcave, Skyscraper, Prostitution Ring Headquarters.
It was a cool October night in Gotham. It was quiet. Too quiet. Batman was perched high upon a Gotham sky scraper. The city was overrun with filthy hookers. A street tough clan of such lady’s of the night was running Gotham from the inside. Governor Rodney Candycane was wrapped up in the sex conspiracy. Rodney came into Gotham planning on a crackdown on the ever increasing problem posed by the prostitution ring led by Misty Paradise (who goes by the street name of Dina-Mo-Hum). Rodney had the same downfall as many another man, he enjoyed those blowjobs, boy did he like them.

Scene 2: Gotham Central Park.
Robin: Gee Batman, are you sure we should be doing this in a public park?
Batman: You Son ova’ Bitch Robin I ask the questions here.
Robin: Right, sorry boss.

A helicopter lands…
Batman: Run my boy! Save that sweet little ass of yours!
Robin: I will never leave my lover behind!
El Nino: Then you will die together!

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