Did you know that? No, but really, I’m soo sorry for this. Just couldn’t keep it clean I’m afraid. Too good an opportunity to miss. But…it is actually true: ravens mate for life and have you ever heard of a cheating writing desk?!

It’s kind of innocently dirty – good fun!

I mean, the main bulk of the entertainment is in that last line – the rest was perfunctory build-up… But it was worth it for the punchline – top drawer, pardon the pun! MH :)

ABBBBBYYYY!!!!!! think about how much your book is going to suffer for this dude!!! xx