You go t the store and get some socks, and you meet Jack. You are puzzled by the fact that he is real, and he is puzzled why he is real. Jack then gets sucked into Hyperspace.

You are Jack, and you are back in Hyperspace. You are carrying a pack of socks and a shoe.

You can:
Use the Shoe
Use the Socks
Yell Out “I’m a bird!”