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Sit With The March Hare And The Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter, looking at you with a mad glint in his eye, exclaims suddenly:

“You’re not Alice! Alice wears a bigger bow in her hair!”

Surprised by how sensible a statement this sounds you decide it’s time to leave (when the Mad Hatter starts making sense you know it’s time to go).

You can:

Steal their tea and run off
Start singing ‘A very happy unbirthday’
Try to convince them you are Alice despite your lack of bow
Steal the Mad Hatter’s Hat

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