Great stuff. Morbid, sinister and darkly funny at the same time with that last line.

Wait, wait, I didn’t comment on this before? The thing I like best about it is the voodoo slant as opposed to the straight-up Romero zombie angle. Gray feet and sewn sockets? Great details.

Like Fido, but without the collar, me likey! I think more should be done in the “Making Zombies Work 4 You” genre. I totally dig it.

A very comedic take on the zombie ‘genre’. Solid prose to boot.