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Safari Trippin'

Cruising across the Serengeti Plains with his reggae band, Bill Clinton was having an absolutely amazing time! Of course, the hallucinogenics that they brought along with them greatly increased the fun factor.

Eventually, they happened across an oddly docile zebra herd. Perhaps they were mesmerized by the groovy beats resonating out of the tinny radio. Regardless, being the caring individual that he is, Billy decided that the band ought to share their goods with the “wavy-strip horse thingys”. Needless to say, it was awesome.

After some hangin’ with the zebras, they continued on their way. One of the zebras, who was also the most chillin’, decided to follow behind.

Next they came to some lions. In the same spirit of generosity, they decided to share with “the super-kitties”. Naturally, this ended awfully. One of the lions had a bad-trip and decided to gore their slappingly good bass-player.

Ah shiiiit!

Thankfully, their zebra buddy managed to fight back the lion! He could also play bass! Sweet!

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