Here is how to be the world’s best belly button whistler in three easy steps:

Step One: Go find the nearest asylum.

Step Two: Tell them you want to be the world’s best belly button whistler. They will take you to a padded room for you to practice.

Step Three: Never back down from your dream. They’ll keep telling you to stop. They’re just testing to see how dedicated you are. They’ll let you practice until you succeed.

Follow these steps, and it’s guaranteed that you will succeed in becoming the world’s best belly button whistler.