Investigate the mysteries of life.

Leaks in the apartment are always fun, don’t you think.
Overly watching that movie I can’t stop enjoying, Bueller.
Sitting in the coffee shop is good for a larf.
Thinking I could be taking better pictures with the camera.

Theoretical physics is way out of my league.
Heavy lifting is shit for your back.
Everyone knows that Trix are for kids.

Giving a damn shouldn’t be mandatory.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Make your cents make sense.
Everyone eventually loses.