Off to work late with a coffee in his right hand and a briefcase in his left. He turns the keys in the ignition only to be blasted by deafening rock music from the night before. The music startles him so much; he spills coffee all over his right pant leg. Already being late to work he decides to dry it in the bathroom at the office. When he gets to the office he heads straight for the bathroom. He holds his legs up to the hand dryer on the wall, when a co-worker walks in. It doesn’t even faze the co-worker though; he just stands right behind him, waiting in line, same stain, same leg.