Dear Diary,

I did, didn’t I? I spoke too soon and now it’s all fucked! Probably God getting his revenge. I was always told that pride was a sin. Is that pride?
It’s just that at about midday we heard a massive cracking noise and the world shook so me and Jonny went to investigate and there was a massive fucking gash seperating here from Gerrards Cross and there were buildings and trees and shit in the ravine. Then a massive bolt of lightning knocked a tree near us down and then another and another.
Okay, me and Jonny thought we were gonna die so we started making out like there was no tomorrow – which we thought was the case.
We saw that the lightning was only following one girl, then it stopped when it killed her.
It ended and quick as that the sky was blue again. Makes me wonder what she did to deserve that.
Weirdly enough, generator did not fall over.

-Jess