I like how this is structured. The whole these-are-my-pissed-off-emotions to the why-can’t-you-be-less-annoying. That was done well and entertaining.

However, there are a few things I feel I need to point out. One of them being that you spelled centimeter wrong. The other one being that I find the last bit unnecessary. The last one being unseperated paragraphs.

Paragraph or I will kill you with lazers.

well the choice is to dip your ladle in, or to turn down the heat on the bubbling cauldrons and walk away. :)

Lovely, vivid, and spot-on description of a very unhealthy emotional stew. Nicely done.