AND THEN, WHEN MICROSOFT RELEASED INTERNET EXPLORER 8 ALL THE FIREFOX FANBOYS GOT ASSIMILATED INTO THE (AWESOME) HATERS BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS. FIREFOX MARKET SHARE DROPPED TO 0.000000% WITHIN FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN, MICROSOFT HAD TOO MUCH MONEY THAN THEY KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH, SO THEY USED IT TO KILL LINUX AND MAC, AND EVERY OTHER PIECE OF COMPETITION THAT EVER EXISTED, AND WHEN THEY STILL HAD SOME LEFT OVER THEY GAVE SOME TO GREENPEACE, PETA, AND THE RSPCA TO PROTECT ALL CREATURES AND SAVE THE UNIVERSE FOREVER!!!!

And then Greenpeace lived happily ever after, as they were worshipped because they were godlike enough for BEST FRIENDZ FOREVUR MICROSOFT.

And that’s how it all happened.