Monkeys? No, I’ve already covered animals.

Androids? Too Lame. Not saying robots are lame of course.

Volcanoes? Hmm… has potential.

So many weeks of finger tapping and empty, fruitless thoughts. Nonsense flutters in and out of my mind taking me nowhere. Cliches and typicalities plague me.

writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block writers block

Locked inside me, I know that there is potential that has as of yet been completely untapped. The key is to, well, find the key and release it all in a creative surge of awesomeness.

Perhaps I’ve raised my standards too high? Can’t be. I’m writing this aren’t I?

No I’m going to blame all those ‘choose your own adventure’ stories. They’ve rotted my brain.

True story.