I chuckled.

Funny and didn’t go in the direction I thought. It really winds up an amusing thing for a stalker to say. I wind up wondering what’s more odd, that sort of statement or a more familiar, “I love your photos.”
Nice job.
Nit picking: Did you mean “bushes” instead of “bushed”? Typo?

I’ve earned my fair share of restraining orders doing this exact same thing. Thanks for bringing up the painful memories.

THX: I did, in fact, mean “bushes.” Thanks for catching that!

John P: I don’t know what a cute kid like you did to get in trouble with the law, but you appear to be eight. It won’t show up on your permanent record.