Side-kicks My Name. Side-kicking's The Game.

“Why did I have to be created by a six year old?” said Side-Kick (This is her name)

“Why did I have to be created by a six year old side-kick? At least your name isn’t Baby-Doo.” said Baby-Doo

Side-kick snickered.

“A baby who fights crime! How original!” muttered Baby-Doo

“What’s the “Doo” for?"

“The kid thought “Doo” was a cool last name. You know, like Scooby-Doo?"

Side-Kick began roaring with laughter.

“Hey at least I’m not an alien who was born from an egg.”

“It was a Side-Kick egg! Why does everyone miss that? Why was I born from an egg anyway?”

“Ha, get this, the kid liked the game “Yoshi’s Island” that’s why!" Baby-Doo said roaring with laugher “Remember all the bad guys I fought?”

“You fought?”

“No, I mean..”

“No, I know what you mean.” Side-Kick said her anger beginning to rise “You never really considered me a real part of the team!”

“Sure I did, Remember that one fight we had with Fire-Man? You totally saved my butt!”

But the damage had already been done.

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