“Tell me something I don’t already know about you.”
“I used to be in the church choir before my parents disowned me.”
" …I’m shocked beyond words that there is something I actually did not know about you. Tell me more."
“Well, I was asked to leave.”
“Predictably. Why?”
“I took some artistic license with some of the song lyrics.”
“Example.”
“Well, there was this one song where the chorus went something like, ‘I Lift Up The Name of Jesus’ or somesuch.”
“Yes, and?”
“Well, apparently the sisters didn’t appreciate my version: ‘I Lift Up My Skirt For Jesus.’”
“Everyone’s a critic.”