Funny. At first I didn’t like the rambling of that last paragraph, but given the context it actually works since this is not intended to be a work of literature but a desperate missive to the denizens of the world-wide-web.
By the way, stake the silly git. You don’t need that kind of drama in your life, and you deserve better. Protest though she might, you know she’s eventually going to try and convert you. I should know, having dated a Pentacostal, which practically the same thing.
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