“Hello Side-Kick! Glad to see you’re out of traction.”
“Hello Does-Nothing-On-His-Own-Man! How is Face-Punch doing? I know he had a heck of a time recovering from that last skirmish with 1000 Face Man.”
“He’ll make it. He sure made me proud in that one, though.”
“You know, I’ve been thinking about maybe becoming Left-Side-Kick. I hate to bring it up, but I just can’t handle both sides any more. Do you think you could find a Right-Side-Kick to help me out?”
“You know, I hadn’t thought about it before now, but you have done more than your share, haven’t you? Everyone else is more specialized, but you work more than anyone else.”
“Yeah, if I’d realized what I was getting into, I might not have signed up so fast. Didn’t know you were so literal when asking for a Side-Kick. Be nice if someone would need to be kicked from the front.”
“I’ll check with Yo-Mama-Insult. Haven’t needed him since the late 90’s. I’m sure he’s up for a new gig.”
“I appreciate it. Now can you call Pay-Hospital-Bill? Traction’s not cheap…”