This was a pleasant way to start my morning. Really good entry. I liked the conclusion it reached about its master feeding on the light and adding the TV as a sort of feeder. Well done. (I think you’re missing the word “with” between “me” and “something” at the end though)
Funny and kind of disorienting but not overly so. I didn’t quite follow what had happened earlier, but I don’t have dogs and never have, so I’ll just assume it’s obvious to a pet owner.