i hate being out of nails.

Killing orcs and building houses – all in a day’s work. Love it! The use of the word “fed” in the first paragraph was perfect! Only corrective thing is “the” to “them” in the sentence following the first paragraph.

Great story!

Corrected. Thanks!

Wow, that was teh most dashing construction worker ever. It reminded me of Ash from the Evil Dead movies, lots of swagger and confidence, then right back to the mundane job at hand as if nothing had happened. Excellently fun read.