-s zan, er, than most people. Most people would need at least twice that character count in order to craft a decent recipe.

A recipe is constructed in two distinct parts. Ze ingredient list (see Figure A) identifies ze zings zat your reader will need to ’ave on ’and to complete ze recipe. Ze algorizm (see Figure 2) is ze set of steps by which ze reader combines ze ingredients.

(Sorry, but it seems to be ‘appening again. I’m not sure zat I can control it zis time. Vere is zat damned medication?)

Vere vas I? A recipe needs boz parts, ingredients and algorizm. Brevity is important so be sure zat nozing zat isn’t important is included. Ozervise, your recipe might hypozetically turn into something ’orrible.

(Sigh. Sorry. Still searching for ze medication. Vere ze ’ell is it?)

So, to effectively murder someone, it is firstly important that you plan ze murder very carefully. After all, you probably don’t vant to be caught, do you? … Vait a moment, vas zat ze recipe zat I vas writing? No, and I’ve run ou-