This was really epic in a ridiculous sort of way. I like that you tie in some real issues in with this really random sort of scenario…I only have one question. Why is the story about Bath and Body Works, but the tag says Bed Bath and Beyond? Just a thought =]

Because I type at 4am and my sleep schedule is virtually nonexistent. You have very keen eyes. I fixed it now, thank you!

An interesting snapshot of post-apocalyptic survival. It makes perfect, amazing sense – something very real. Great job!

Nice! This seems like an advert for Bath and Body Works…

“Even in a post-apocalyptic word, your health is our highest priority. Shop here today for all your skin and health care needs!”

Sorry if that’s wrong, I don’t actually know what a Bath and Body Works store is :p We don’t have them in Australia.

so is he a zombie or not? half-zombie? what a crazy, random, humorous, and odd tale!