That was funny. Some nice descriptions that really put us in this guy’s state of mind, making the reveal at the end all the more amusing.

My only nit would be to change “awakened” to “awoke” because I think it’s a stronger word. Also uses fewer characters. :-P

Also I think it’s “estas emborrachado” because I believe “borracho” is a drunk person, not the state of drunkenness. I’m Cuban but I really only speak Spanish with my grandparents, so double check that if you like.