I like how you hint at it at the beginning with “unpalatable” and such, and then it gets funnier throughout. As a side note, I don’t think you need to italicize “sweet” though. It doesn’t have quite the same subtlety used in the rest of the story.

I’m floored at your very quirky and unique way of incorporating an oddly rare disorder.

I don’t know if this is funny or touching or painful or a combination of all three. I think Krulltar put it best with “quirky and unique.”

Ouch! What a dilemma. I feel so sorry for the guy. Definitely quirky, unique, and I’d add offbeat. It was a pleasure to read.