That closing line – the ‘gleeful crooning’, is a really brilliant bit of description – some great characterisation of Sydney!

My pet peeve of paragraphing needs a mention, as this would be so much easier to read if you just put in some clear line breaks, but nonetheless the content is amusing and innovative – a great entry! MH :)

Awesome! You actually wrote the mean blue house owner story.

I see what you mean about the ongoing discussion of spacing. Never realised it was an issue. :)