Two armies clashed in the forests of the Ardennes. Above the ranks of soldiers and armored vehicles, two behemoths struggled against each other, their footsteps gouging huge furrows in the ground and crushing the trees. On one side, the Autoviathan, the ten-story culmination of the life of Nikola Tesla, the vehicle Tesla’s severed head drove into battle. On the other side, a giant human figure made entirely of iron. Although smaller than the Autioviathan, and not as heavily armed, what Otto von Bismarck lacked in technical prowess, he more than made up for in tenacity and engineering.

Bismarck locked hands with Tesla, each struggling to force the other to his knees. Steam and electricity shot from the Autoviathan while the iron in Bismarck groaned under the pressure.

The two giants parted, neither able to get the upper hand.

“We won’t decide this by speeches, or even by blood and iron,” said Bismarck. “But by the awesome trait we both share. The winner shall be chosen… by a Mustache-Off!”