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Every Trilogy Ever

The television picture shot down to a thin line, a dot, then went dark. The last DVD in the player whirred to a stop. Sascha grinded his palms on his strained eyes and groaned. Milt, Sascha’s German Shepherd perked up from near-slumber and glared at him inquisitively.

“Son of a bitch… I did it.” gasped Sascha. His body screamed of pins and needles—the parts that weren’t numb.

Two years ago, Sascha started a movie review site, which he promoted to a good following with ad sponsorship. Sascha took the helm with writing reviews for the blockbuster releases, but allowed his readership to contribute other content. One reader, user ID “yoMoovaySux50” started trolling the blog forums, calling Sascha out as a corporate whore rather than movie lover. A challenge for redemption was put forward by “yoMoovaySux50” – watch every trilogy. Ever. In one sitting.

This was revised by the readers to a decided upon top-ten trilogy list. 53 hours of action, fantasy, horror and comedy all to shut up one troll.

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