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Skinny Jeans

Why? Why I ask you? I just don’t get it. Would someone, anyone, please explain why skinny jeans are so popular?
It makes no sense! They’re terrible! You buy one pair of skinny jeans, then one month later, you’re buying another one! They never last! You outgrow them waaaaaaaay to fast! Regular jeans, you have for who knows how long!
And for those of you who don’t know this, jeans shrink in the washing machine. So now, they’re even smaller! They’re a waste of money! They don’t last!
You know what? I don’t care if you say their fashionable. They’re stupid!! If you’re sitting there, saying that everything I just wrote is stupid and wrong, well then, I have a question for you. How is what I’m saying wrong?! How is what I’m saying stupid?! I just don’t get how skinny jeans are so popular! Why I ask? WHY?!?!?!?!

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