People think we are dumb.

Eat, Destroy is what they say all we do. But do you realize all the good we have done.

We’ve scorched your enemies. We made empires fall. We purified broken families. Taking the evil out of it.

Remember all the good times we’ve had together? Stories around the campfire, sharing marshmellows. Occasionally creating us from matches and putting us out or even just cooking with us.

Sure, we’ve had our fair share of screw ups. But that’s because we can’t help our selves. We eat to survive and destroy to live. Perfect example: The Chicago Fire. That was not intentional!

So next time your about attack us with our enemies like: water and sand. Remember what we’ve done for you.

Trial by Fire is nothing personal, it’s just our life-style.