(MC T. snatches the mic from mid-air and climbs up on stage.)

“Mc Mess and Muffin
Talk tough but they’re bluffing—
Straight blowing the mic
When they’re huffing and puffing
Put those air-heads on a spike
And watch ‘em pop into nothing
They couldn’t constitute coffin stuffing
Too airy on the mic like two prostitute fairies
Their panties are too tight for any voice to carry.


(MC T. respectfully places the mic back in its stand and acknowledges the thunderous applause. Two girls start buying him drinks.)

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