Ha! I like where this is going, so you’d better sequel, sir!
One thing: in the first paragraph, I don’t think frigid is the right word. :) More like frozen…

Excelent. It kept my attention real nice. And i agree with Deane i dont think frigid is the right word.

Suggestion accepted. I went with “freezing” instead because it’s got more of a present tense.

Yes I’m planning on writing a sequel, but what with all the other stories I’m planning on writing a sequel to, and have not as of yet, my track record isn’t very high.