“What the… aah! Stay away from me!”

“I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP. WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING?”

“M..my bidding?”

“YOU HAVE RELEASED ME. I GRANT YOU THREE WISHES.”

“Three wishes? Wow! Um … can I wish for more wishes?”

“YES, YOU MAY WISH FOR ONE MORE WISH.”

“I wish for 1 more wish!”

“DONE. YOU NOW HAVE 3 WISHES.”

“Three…? Oh, wait a minute. You’re gonna try and trick me with these wishes, aren’t you?

“DO YOU WISH ME NOT TO?”

“Well, yeah, of course.”

“DONE. YOU NOW HAVE TWO WISHES.”

“Huh? Hey! That was a trick!”

“WAS NOT.”

Oh, come on.”

“YOU WISH ME TO FOLLOW YOU?”

“You’re kind of a dick, aren’t you?”

“I AM WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE.”

“I just want you to be honest with me.”

“DONE. YOU HAVE ONE WISH LEFT.”

“Dammit! Okay, one wish, eh? Hmmm … if I use it will I regret it?”

“PROBABLY.”

“Well, then go fuck yourself.”

“YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.”

“Wow, you don’t see that everyday.”