I heard Dr. Awful was thrown off a balcony for giving Mister Mayhem’s wife a foot massage.

This is fantastic. The use of the word “Kets” (Because of his accent) means that the humour surprises you in the next line of dialogue. I love this.

(I wrote the previous story, just in case no-one reading this realises.)

Hilarious… Kets.. love the german accent.. truly a silly villian.. love the advice he was given…

Hilarious. I feel my own sequel coming up.