I never thought that I would meet The End, and all of its blazing hatred.

Never once did I expect it to come to this soon. I always expected The End to be a little more—you know, easygoing; maybe 15 ft. tall holding a magical staff, wearing a Philadelphia 76er’s jersey.

Well I’m here to tell you expectancy sucks. Now I’m stuck here flabbergasted gazing at what seems to be an enormous black mass; going through all of the thoughts in my head at the present moment, and I thought to myself…

Should I join it..?