yeah, I could go on, but I’ll spare you the boring details. I almost ended it without ever getting to the part where she climbed on, but I thought you’d all hang me for that.

I think this is a good example of how purple prose is more about an excessive use of flowery language than a weak structure – as this is readable!

The first sentence is still my favourite – well, other than the title, which is EPIC! MH :)

grr i’m not weak, i just have to write strongly, sorry if it wasn’t weak enough. :P