ooooooooooooooooh snap, dissin on my syllable count?!? How DARE you, sir. lol great job with this.

I’m beginning to think that several of these should be rated mature.

I don’t think I went to mature town in any of mine.

Hoe here is spelled as a ‘garden hoe’— it’s a tool for turning soil. He means Taebo ‘tool’.

sorry tad i was just funnin’

yeee-ah baby! That was a little dominatrix there.. *whip sound..

No need to apologize, I love this boasting stuff, maybe too much..lawl

I think the mature part was about the “on your knees with a priest” part.

But I definitely felt the burn on this one. ;d