“So…”

“Yeah.”

“How much time do we have?”

“Umm… Six and a half minutes.”

“Ah.”

“Yeah.”

“…”

“So… Wanna do anything?”

“Liiike…?”

“I dunno. Balance the budget?”

“Nah.”

“Make peace in the Middle East?”

“Is that a euphemism or are you for real?”

“…”

“Forget it.”

“Fix health ca—?”

“Don’t even.”

“Well, what do YOU wanna do?”

“I dunno.”

“…”

“Hey. HEY!!”

“What?”

“What’re you doing with your hand in your pants?”

“Don’t flatter yourself. I’m getting my Blackberry.”

“… Are you for real, or is that a euphemism?”