As soon as I sat down, there was a whirlwind of activity. Mack came in and joined the strnager who was beating up on the coffee mahcine, only Mack had a baseball bat. Tim rummaged around in one of the fridges and pulled out a can of sprayable cheese. I made a face at him when he just sprayed the stuff in his mouth and walked out with it. A second stranger came in, and very dramatically grabbed the guy who’d woken me up, and kissed him.

After that, Mack and both of the strangers beat up the coffee machine until Mack got pissed to point of no return and threw it out the window, broken glass or not. The second stranger reached into a cabinet and pulled out a sparkling new coffee machine which they plugged in and it started brewing up two pots of coffee real fast.

Jason came over, pulled another chair up and sat next to me. He then started explaining. “The guy who woke you up is Jimmie, and the other is Ronnie. They’re both fools but we keep them around for comic relief.” I smiled at that, so he continued.