Teenager's Lament II
Oh, hell no I just got a ticket for running a stop sign..! My mom is going to whoop ass. I don’t think I’m going to tell her this. Well I better because there’s going to be a warrant out for my arrest if I don’t pay within 10 days.
But I don’t want to imagine the terrible possibilities of punishments my mom can think of. She might make me do something, like, run a marathon without water; or even worse rub Grandma’s bunyan.
The citation is $109.95; that is some true bullshit. I haven’t spent that much, or thought about spending that much since I tried to buy the CIA’s top secret plans on Ebay.
Through all this though—they still want me to study for some finals. It is absolutely absurd…All right I will as soon as the Celtics game is over. Oh, how much ass this sucks.
The hardships a teenager faces is extremely underrated. Good thing I’m here to tell you guys.